Dog Comparison Chart

	Dog Species
Traits	Dachshund	Golden Retriever	Golden Doodle
Compact	Yes	No	No
Loyal	Yes	Yes	Yes
Wierd name	No	Yes	Yes
Superior German engineering	Yes	No	No
Genetically inferior	No	Yes	Yes
A mutt	No	No	Yes

• Dachshund are paragons of loyalty, compactness, and German engineering
• Golden Retrievers are loyal
• Golden Doodles are mutts, albeit loyal